A disappointing vibrator

If I wasn’t confident and loved my body, I would feel weird about my anatomy. This is not the first sex toy that doesn't fit me at all, however it claims that it is very flexible. 

I’m quite average sized, my vaginal opening is a bit more behind, I’m quite tight and my clitoris bends on to the left side. So I don’t understand why I find toys (from several, reputable brands) that are not a good fit. 


This time I tested the Satisfyer G for Goddess 1


There are “Ergonomic Shape” and “Flexible Shaft” on the box and the shape was intriguing, so what can go wrong, right?


When I opened the box, I was surprised to see the size. For a G-spot toy it looked pretty long and huge. The good side of it, that you probably don’t miss the G-spot with it. 

The G for Goddess looks very attractive and clean. The material is smooth and sleek, it feels amazing to touch. The buttons are easy to find and manage. There is no option to control the 2 vibrating parts separately, so you always get synchronised vibrations.

The vibrations on the G-spot part are very strong and deep, but it is very different for the clitoral part. Maybe the key here is that the motor is probably bigger in the shaft than in the clitoral area. The noise level is on the quiet-moderate spectrum, depending on the setting.


The area for the clitoral vibrator is textured to make it even more stimulating, which is a very good idea, too bad it bends backward so much that it doesn’t touch my clitoris at all, except if I stretch it and hold it in place by force.


Because of how big, heavy and round the head is, I need some warm up beforehand and a lot of lube for insertion. It is not really the friendliest penetrator. 


On the other hand the vibrations feel so good in this part that holding on my clitoris makes me cum fast and hard. (Yes, I find my way to get my pleasure in one way or another.)

I personally wasn’t able to find a way to feel the vibrations on my G-spot and on my clitoris at the same time. We are just not the right fit. And after some attempts I just gave up trying to get the goddess experience by Satisfyer.


Maybe some people will find the Satisfyer G-for Goddess a better fit. I’m not one of them. 


Click here to see the Satisfyer G-for Goddess.

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