The Satisfyer FAQ
PlayBlue is the Irish Brand Partner for Satisfyer and we stock a huge range including most of the latest releases. It is our biggest selling brand and we have tried and tested literally hundreds of them. So I wanted to answer some of the questions we hear all the time.
We stock a Satisfyer product for every purpose. From Male Masturbators like the Satisfyer Men’s Classic and Satisfyer Legendary Duo Cock Ring through to the loads of Suction Stimulators and Wands and Anal toys and Finger vibes and loads more, you get the idea. The fantastic thing about Satisfyer is the all just work, all rechargeable, all use the same charger, loads have remote control and App control. They are also all packed so stylishly and feel amazing. Generally they are a brand our customers have grown to love and trust.
My Satisfyer Won’t Switch On?
All Satisfyer products come with a travel lock built in to ensure they don’t accidentally turn on. Just hold the on/off button for 3-5 seconds to start it. Of course they all need to be charged up too. When it arrives it will have about 30% charge usually as we know you won’t wait. The first charge will take about 4-5 hours and you should see a flashing red light (usually) when charging and will go solid when fully charged. Please charge it off a mains not a computer as it never charges right off a computer. If it is not charging try wiping the charging points with a dry cloth to remove any moisture or dust.
Feck it my dog ate my charger?
OK don’t panic. Do you own any other Satisfyer rechargeable toys, because all the chargers are the same so your golden if you do. If not we do sell spare Satisfyer Chargers and we don’t gouge you for them either. Personally I think a better option is getting a second toy. There are a range of Rechargeable Satisfyer sex toys for €29.95. You end up with a charger and a new fantastic sex toy win-win.
How do you wash them?
I can’t think of a Satisfyer that isn’t waterproof so it’s simple. Warm soapy water then optionally a squirt or two of sex toy cleaner to ensure it is totally clean. It is vital to dry silicone especially, no half assed jobs here - do it right.
How do I store them?
Just get yourself a little bag - we actually sell sex toy storage bags - but any clean non-hairy dust free material bag will do. Not a plastic bag as it might sweat and don’t just throw all your silicone toys together as they may stick and melt into each other. Why not splash out and get a Sex Toy Bag?
Do you really need lube?
Basically this is like going to a chipper and when the lady says “Salt and Vinegar?” you go “Do you really need it”. Well no you don’t but it is 100 times better with lube and that is no exaggeration 100 times better. Use only water-based lube and I love to use a premium lube because I’m flash and it just works better and I’m worth it.
Waterproof you say, like how “Waterproof”? Can I take it into the bath?
Yes and the sea and the jacuzzi and the swimming pool all with public decency of course. Satisfyer toys are rated at least IPX7 waterproof so perfect for the bath. Now going diving with one might be taking it a little far.
I had my Satisfyer Pro2+ 2 months and love it then pop it just stopped working what now, quick I getting the DTs?
Feck I hate that. It happens to about 0.5% of sex toys. You are just one of the lucky ones. We have you covered checkout our returns policy and you’ll be back under the covers in oblivious ecstasy in no time.
Any other questions please email us and we’d love to help. Satisfyer is a brand we trust and our customers trust. Satisfyer has grown to become one of the biggest brands in the world and the range just continues to explode. Long live Satisfyer!!