Our Fastest Selling Product Ever

We took on a new brand called Pro Machines and started selling them on the 23rd of July. We were confident they had a great product the Fuck Machine Pro. It is a really solid plug-in sex machine which is super adaptable and powerful with a load of available attachments and priced at only €99.95. 

So we took a bit of a chance and bought a large pallet of them. We usually, for new products, go for a single box and see how they go. If they go well, we up the quantities and if not it is quickly dropped. So for us to go with a pallet order straight off for a totally new product was a bit of a gamble which we went for mainly because we thought it looked like a great product at a ridiculously low price.

My God how it has paid off. We already have 2 orders placed for 2 more pallets with the supplier and the way they are selling we will need a few pallets more before Christmas. Since our first sale on the 23rd of July to now the 29th of August, just over a month, we have almost sold the lot. There is only got 2 left and they won’t last the day. The feedback has been universally positive and it really catches the eye in-store too as we have one setup. The problem will be facing the customer backlash when they go out of stock for a week or two before the next pallet arrives. 

We are actually considering getting a load in as these are just too good to stick at this price. I would guess as we are the first and only stockist in Ireland for this Pro Machines brand we have a really sweet deal allowing us to sell them so cheaply but trust me it ain’t going to last.

From launch just over 5 weeks ago the Fuck Machine Pro has become our single biggest grossing product online or in-store in that time. It really is amazing as usually a new product takes about a week to be discovered, then sells a few to early adopters and then either sinks or swims. The Fuck Machine Pro and just landed and taken off.

We have also been delighted how well all the extra attachments have sold too. Especially the Suction Cup attachment meaning you can use the Fuck Machine Pro with any suction cup dildo. 

Look if you haven’t seen it in action you should pop in-store to Tallaght PlayBlue where we have one setup and watch it fly. Personally I think full speed is just ridiculous, it claims to be doing 420 strokes per minute which come on is an injury waiting to happen. We also have all the attachments on display too from Muscle 10” Dildos to Male Masturbator attachments you can check them all out on the Pro Machines brand page.. If after reading this and you are mad for the buy button hurry as they are flying out the doors. If they are sold out don't worry you can guarantee another pallet load is on the way.