Our Bestselling Sex Toy just got a Big Upgrade

We launched the original Fuck Machine Pro last summer and it has been an instant hit. It is by far the fastest selling sex toy we have ever sold. Well the undisputed king of PlayBlue has just introduced us to his big brother.

The original Fuck Machine Pro earned its "bestselling" status by being a reliable, powerful workhorse for anyone looking to ditch the manual labour and let a machine take over.

But as with all great legends, there comes a time for an evolution. Enter the Fuck Machine Pro 2.0 Deluxe. The original is brilliant but of course at only €99.95 there are a few trade offs. It is not quiet we know that, it struggled at high speeds to remain stable and with the larger attachments the motor was at the limit.

The Fuck Machine Pro 2.0 addresses all these issues and much more.

1. A New Standard for Stability

The original Pro Machine is famous for its power, but at high speeds, users often found themselves "chasing" the machine across the floor or bed. The 2.0 Deluxe addresses this with a significantly reinforced frame and improved suction-cup feet. The result? A rock-solid base that stays exactly where you put it, even when you crank the speed up to its limits.

2. The "Quick-Lock" Evolution

One of the most practical upgrades in the 2.0 is the mounting system. While the original used a standard screw-in or friction-fit method, the Pro 2.0 Deluxe introduces a more sophisticated locking system.

  • Note: Because of this new, more secure design, the 2.0 uses a different attachment system. While this means your older attachments won't work, the trade-off is a much smoother, "wobble-free" thrust that feels more realistic and less mechanical.

3. More Power, Less Noise

We all want the power, but we don't always want the neighbours to hear it. The motor in the 2.0 Deluxe has been re-engineered for higher torque. This means it can handle larger, heavier dildos without slowing down or "stuttering" during deep penetration. Despite this extra grunt, the 2.0 operates with a much lower, more discreet hum than its predecessor.

4. Precision Control

The original Pro Machine offered a great range of speeds, but the 2.0 Deluxe provides much finer "granularity." The remote control on the new model allows for micro-adjustments. Whether you want a slow, teasing grind or a blur-of-motion finish, the 2.0 responds instantly to the dial, giving you much more control over your pace.

5. Enhanced Versatility and Angles

While the original was adjustable, the 2.0 Deluxe features a redesigned pivot arm. This makes it significantly easier to hit those hard-to-reach angles—whether you’re using it for solo play, behind you for some "doggy-style" action, or incorporating it into partner play. The transition between heights and inclines is smoother and requires less "faffing" with bolts.

The Verdict: Is it worth the upgrade?

If you are still using the original Pro Machine, you already know the joy of hands-free thrusting. However, the Fuck Machine Pro 2.0 Deluxe isn't just a minor tweak; it’s a complete overhaul of the user experience.

With better stability, a more secure attachment system, and a more powerful (yet quieter) motor, the 2.0 Deluxe takes everything that made the original a bestseller and perfects it. If you’re ready to take your sessions from "great" to "unforgettable," the 2.0 is waiting.

We of course have a full selection of attachments available for the new Fuck Machine Pro 2.0 too checkout the Pro Machines brand page for more information. 

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