Working for 14 years running and building up Irelands Biggest adult store has been great fun and a learning experience in doing everything from choosing the best butt plugs to figuring out how to make sex toy videos.
One thing that I’ve found is I see sexual innuendo everywhere. Loads of everyday items start looking like dildos when you spend your working life surrounded by them. This can be a little embarrassing as sometimes my mouth starts yapping before my brain catches up and it's too late.
This happened last night, we had a few friends over for dinner and a few drinks. It was lovely and we had a great time. Too much drink and way too much food. One of our friends brought a starter of dips and veg and snacks which was absolutely beautiful . Myself and my wife made the main which seemed to go down well. Our other friends had made the dessert. Now maybe because I had a few drinks at this stage and had relaxed a little too much, but when I asked my friend what it was and the reply was that it was a Strawberry Bundt I already had the giggles. I had never heard of a Bundt. Now in case you haven’t either a Bundt refers to the shape seemingly. It is a circular cake with a hole in the middle like a big cock ring.
“So you packed your Bundt Hole with Strawberries?”
Now this was probably not the most dignified comment that has ever passed my lips possibly not what you'd expect in polite company.
It can’t just be me can it? If someone served a cake and said it was called a Strawberry Bunt cake it must be near impossible to not go to that place in your head.
The actual cake was lovely, very filling (steady, see?). I find myself now always thinking in double entendre. This is what happens when day to day you are surrounded by sex toys but it has definitely gotten me in trouble in the past and will again.
This has probably meant that I am possibly will never be able to work in an office again as my mouth will get me sacked in no time.
Building up PlayBlue has really opened my eyes to so much. When we started back in 2011 to be honest I didn’t really know anything about sex toys. Now I see them in everything thing I do and I wouldn’t change a single thing about it. So if you ever get a chance to try my friend’s strawberry bunt don’t hesitate.
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