If She Came Home with a 10” Dildo How would you feel?

 

man dildo shockNot necessarily a question for the breakfast table with the kids but something to consider. The question really is do you think a piece of rubber can replace the satisfaction that you give her? Or is it a little more base then that maybe she just fancies a double attack…?

Well let’s assume the answer is the first one, Are you about to be made redundant by a lump of rubber?. The answer is in a physical sense is absolutely yes and more. Can you stay hard endlessly? Can you grow to 10 inches? Can you vibrate, work just as well under water? sleep in a bedside drawer when she’s done? See that little (or in the case of a 10” dong huge) piece of rubber can easily beat your physical prowess. But anyone with the sexual maturity of a 13 year old knows that there is a little bit more to sex then just sticking it in and wiggling it about, don’t you? So don’t just pack your bags just yet.

I would suggest that any man who is presented with the above scenario should thank their lucky stars and get ready to roll. A woman with a 10” dildo has only one thing on their mind and it is not soggy cornflakes? The idea that a sex toy can help and enhance your bedroom romps will become clear within 5 minutes if it is not already.

Most men I know (hey I’m Judy PlayBlue I know a few) get more pleasure out of the female orgasm then most women do. A sex toy in the bedroom will only make sure that they happen more often and allow you to explore each other in ways traditional sex will never allow. Once you have the bug I promise that within a short time you will have an arsenal of toys to shame Peter Stringfellow. But remember not all toys are going to be for you and some you won’t enjoy but just dump that one and try another don’t get put off we have toys for all tastes.

Finally a word of caution if you are starting into a world of sex toys don’t start with a 10” inch monster start a little more modestly and work your way up. When you’re ready to go why not surprise her instead with one of our huge selection of toys at PlayBlue.

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