Customer Questions

A couple or reasons. Mainly it's for the courier who won't deliver without a contact number. But also in the rare occasion if there is an issue with the order we can call you to resolve it quickly. We never sell them or use them for marketing and apart from the courier calling you 99.9% are never used.

Yes. We get asked this question at least once a day. That popup is absolutely real and uses live data. Try it out, place an order and check it after and you'll see someone from your home town just brought something. We're back to the honest broker idea, we have no interest in slight of hand or tricks. We just treat everyone fairly end of story.

Edit: We had to change it so now it just says someone as the odd person started putting their eircode in the Town part of the shipping address and this made them identifiable so now it only ever says someone. 

Have you any discount codes? (Alan, Online Chat) - March 2017

Without a doubt people do buy the very cheap ones as jokes but the majority of customers for sex dolls have sex with them. The only advice I can give you is plenty of lube and you get what you pay for. Also don't inflate the dolls too much as the pressure applied during sex might puncture them.

You can't really expect a €20 blow-up to compare with real sex. So if your expectations are set correctly of course you can enjoy sex with a doll. The most expensive sex dolls we have feel and weigh like a real person.

Why do you not sell Viagra or a herbal version? (Sean, Email) - July 2014

What would you do with a fake pussy? (Martin, Online) - March 2014

By fake pussy I assume you are talking about male masturbators like the Fleshlight.

These are some of the most popular sex toys in the world and you may not believe it but sell in the millions. Really you can view them as male equivalents of vibrators in that they are used to help a man masturbate.

To use one you add a little water based lube to your penis and a little to the masturbator. Slowly work your penis in and then gradually increase the pumping speed to orgasm. Most have an air suction control that allows you to control the suction of the toy.

In short these 'fake pussies' replace your hand in masturbating. They can also be great fun when used as a couple.

Cock Rings are used to enlarge the penis prior to sex. The basic ones have a single stretchy ring that is place around the base of the penis either above or behind the testicles depending on preference.

This acts as a barrier restricting blood flow back from the penis and will cause it to engorge and grow wider and longer giving the man a large stronger erection which he can hold for longer.

Fancier cock rings have built in bullet vibrators that can stimulate both partners during sex from clitoral stimulators, anal stimulators and testicle stimulators and endless combinations or each.

Some also have multiple rings that can be placed around the testicles and penis in various positions to enhance sensation.

Cock rings are fantastic starter couples sex toys and if you are interested you can learn more clicking here.

Most vibrators take batteries some are rechargeable. Very few of our products have defects and we have a policy that if we get two broken toys in a short period we drop the product and query it with the manufacturer.

Usually the problem is batteries. To ensure you have the correct batteries get new good batteries (not cheap Lidl or Pound Shop batteries), nearly always one will go in upside down to the other even if it is not shown on the toy. Also on some vibrators especially waterproof ones you need to really tighten them as the contacts will only touch the batteries when the waterproof seal is engaged. We advise tighten normally then if it doesn’t work tighten a tiny bit more try it again, repeat until it works.

Failing all that it may just be broken or faulty and you need to check out returns page..

Ignoring the fact that I assumed Margaret was female and probably had no use for a penis pump herself, I answered the question as a question of curiosity.

Penis pumps all work on the idea of creating a vacuum around the penis which will make the blood rush towards it engorging it. This effect will usually last around 30 minutes. These are used by men to give them temporarily larger penises, many men find that using a cock ring after pumping prolongs the effect.

The penis expansion with a pump is usually in all direction so you should have more girth as well as length. Most men can expect around an extra ¾ inch to an inch. We do advice that newcomers take it very easy using penis pumps and follow all guidelines given.

To have a look at the full range of penis pumps on offer click here.

I thought this a very unusual question as John was standing in a sex shop at the time surrounded by sex toys at least half of them for men.

The short answer is absolutely. From a huge range of different masturbators, prostate massagers, dolls, male vibrators, cock rings, penis extenders, all the anal toys, loads of bondage/fetish gear shall, I go on?

I must admit I wouldn't have known the answer to this until I started working at PlayBlue.

An Anal Douche is a device used to clean the rectum passage. Sounds all very medical I know and sometimes is used in medical cases. We’ve had patients referred by Doctors.

But usually they are used to ensure that the bum is clean inside and out prior to anal play. They usually look like large turkey basters with a bulbous end which you fill up with warm water. Then the tapered tube is inserted into your anus with a little lube. You squeeze the bulb and the water flushes into your rectum. You hold it for a minute or so and then on the toilet empty it. Repeat until the water empties clear. There are also douches that attach as shower heads too but they generally work in the same manner.

We get this a lot and all I can say is they are not for everyone. We have customers who absolutely swear by them and others who got nothing out of them. This is why we sell the full gamut of penis enlargement products to try to suit everyone.

Creams will work on a large portion of men, they are totally safe and all the ones we sell are made from 100% natural ingredients. The other options for penis enlargement are pumps which work but only for a short time. Traction style machines that definitely work but take a bit of commitment and finally penis extenders. See our full selection of sex aids for men here.

This was a funny question and my immediate response is “Aren’t we all a little gay?” but seriously anal play is not just for Christmas and not just for Gay men. All men straight and gay have a prostate gland and it is equally sensitive to massage.

Historically there has been a huge taboo in Ireland around any form of Anal pleasure but thankfully it is breaking down. This has freed all men (and women) to engage in anal play and it has been a revelation for many, but still in the recesses of our Irish brains we can sometimes associate anal sex and gay men.

My advice is stop trying to put a label on yourself based on what you like and just enjoy it.